sronson:

i’d follow that blog and could certainly add a few of my own!!!

eiknarf:

I should start a blog devoted to texts from my mother…

heathicorn:

#how do i say fuck me without saying fuck me

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khloek:

KHLOE: This is like fashion week. This is like ‘big deal.’ This is like the raw doggin’ it. Ya know?
KOURTNEY: What the hell are you talking about?
KIM: Who knows? I’m exhausted.
KOURTNEY: That means it’s time for bed.
KIM: Let’s go to bed.
KHLOE: I mean, I’m the married whore- No one wants to hang out.
KOURTNEY: Yup, that’s right. [Kourtney goes to her room]
KHLOE: Kim, do you want to hang out?
KIM: Nope. [Kim goes to her room]
KHLOE: I’m still in LA time! I thought you wanted to hang out more. [looks around to see she’s by herself and chuckles] Mmmkay, off to my room..

Kourtney and Kim Take New York, 1x08 A Dash of Respect

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emptyhanded85:

- Bones 6x16 ‘The Blackout in the Blizzard’

My goodness…

I wonder who enjoyed that “massage” more?

;)

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That awkward moment when your psychologist tells you you’re hot. 

intoyoursunlight:

I wonder if today Emily and her hubby slept in and he bought her a nice pair of jeggings as her V-Day present. ‘Cause she’d probably be psyched if he did. 

500daysofkrista:

In which Booth and Brennan act like complete and utter DORKS: 

intoyoursunlight:

“And in that case only…he…he was a- he was a nitwit.” *laughs uncontrollably* “He was a nitwit.”

“…Did you just laugh?”

*giggles* “I did.”

“I’m sorry. It’s wrong.”

“That’s right, you’re right; it’s sad.” *snorts* “He was a bonehead.” 

 

*TRALALALALOL*

“I like that term. It- it’s very appropriate for my profession.”

“Right?! Bone…bonehead. How about this? Asshat!” 

“Oh, we’re terrible.” “I won’t tell anyone if you don’t.”

“Poisoned, shot, and rolled in poo poo.” *TROLOLOLOL*

“Twit.” “Chowder-head.” “Numbskull!” *MUAHAHAHA*

“We really are terrible.” “We’re terrible! We’re terrible.”

AND NOT SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY

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secondhandjoy:

Bones, 5x02 The Bond in the Boot