ANGELA: So, did you catch the guy?
BRENNAN: No, Booth lost him in the woods.
BOOTH: Whoa, wait a second, I didn’t lose him.
BRENNAN: Well, you didn’t catch him.
ANGELA: So you two have the night free?
BRENNAN: Yes, we can’t do anything until I get a determination on that meat and Booth has to wait until its light to look for the guy he lost.
BOOTH: I didn’t lose him, okay? I…he…I-Tell her that my flashlight died.
BRENNAN: She doesn’t care.
ANGELA: What?
BOOTH: Give me the phone [sticks hand out].
BRENNAN: [pushing his hand away] It’s not safe to drive and talk on the cell phone.
ANGELA: Are you two fighting?
BOOTH: Professional pride, tell her. Please tell her that.
BRENNAN: [to Angela] Booth wants you to know that he lost the guy because his flashlight died.
BOOTH: And because he’s an Indian, and he’s a park ranger, and he’s very very familiar with the territory. Tell her that.
BRENNAN: Did you hear that?
ANGELA: Yeah, something about Indian territory?
BRENNAN: [to Booth] Yeah, she says she understands. [To Angela] I need to know about that meat as soon as possible.
ANGELA: Yeah, I’ll tell Zack.
BOOTH: Give me the phone! Hold on.. [takes phone from Brennan]
BRENNAN: What?!
BOOTH: Plus you know what? It wasn’t even my flashlight, okay? It was the Sheriff’s flashlight and his batteries- they ran out, okay?
BRENNAN: [grabbing phone back from Booth] Good night, Angela.

Bones, 1x04 The Man in the Bear

Parker: C’mon guys, potato? *makes bug motions*
Hardison: …is that a bug? No, Parker, there’s no bug. No one’s listening.
Parker: I get it. They want the “potato”.

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#Oh really? You have a date Booth? Oh that’s so wonderful! I’m so happy for you! That’s really great news! I’m so glad you told me! I’m thrilled it took you a full two weeks to recover after I told you I couldn’t be in a relationship with you because I was afraid I’d hurt you and hurt myself. I really hope your date goes well and that she wears amusing earrings and that you laugh and laugh and smile a lot and look at all the pretty fish in the not-at-all-mysterious fish tank and have a really wonderful time and also fuck you. #So Brennan biased it’s not even funny #flashingdoublestandardssign.gif

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"The last time I [ran in the sprinklers], my sister hit me with the garden hose and knocked me clean out." — Zooey Deschanel (via yearof39)

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livyadawson:

LIZ: It’s a good number. I like it.
EMILY: Um.. 69?
LIZ: Yes! Yes! Yes, number 69!
EMILY: It had to be when you said it was a good number.
LIZ: Why?
EMILY: Of course.
LIZ: Why did you think it was 69?
EMILY: ‘Cause, ya know.. I mean how many numbers have, like, ya know, have connotations.
LIZ: what’s the connotation?
EMILY: Don’t pretend like you don’t know.
LIZ: I don’t know. 69? Seems like two perfectly interesting, totally non-
EMILY: They fit together really nicely, don’t they?
LIZ: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I think I’m gonna need you to explain it to me. In my ear. Just tell me. What does it mean? I don’t know [Emily whispers something in her ear and Liz starts laughing] Oh- That is off Bones!

Emily Deschanel on This Just Out with Liz Feldman

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“Filed under things I never wanted to know.” 

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“We’re kind of a pu pu platter, if you will. [laughs] A pu pu platter, ya know?”

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ZOOEY: You were very cool. I would say you’re very cool.
EMILY: Oh, really? I tried to play it cool.
ZOOEY: You played it cool, a lot. I was less cool.
EMILY: I was never actually cool in school, but I acted cool.
ZOOEY: She was kind of like, “I don’t wanna talk right now..”
EMILY: Aloof.
ZOOEY: She was kind of like that. She was very aloof. I was little bit more.. crazy.

Do you want to go to a party at Stephen Fry’s house?

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"My writers, the writers. ‘My writers.’ How crass. [everyone laughs] The truth comes out." — Jim Parsons, 68th Annual Golden Globes, Winner of Best Actor in a Television Series (Comedy/Musical)

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sarahthevampyrslyr:

CRYING MY EYES OUT

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